Jackass 3D
1.1
Director: Jeff Tremaine
Cast: Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Chris Pontius, Steve-O, Preston Lacy, Ryan Dunn & Dave England
By Cathal Wogan (@lethalbitofkit)
(Editors note: Given the unconventional nature of Jackass, the reviewer has opted for an equally unconventional review format, inspired by twitter. Enjoy)
lethalbitofkit
Best thing about Jackass 3D? #Jackass3D
undeniablecrow
@lethalbitofkit Ryan Dunn in wheelbarrow: “Well, this seems dangerous.” Lol.
lethalbitofkit
@undeniablecrow He landed it? Didn’t he?
undeniablecrow
@lethalbitofkit Nah man, I think he got fucked up.
theonlypdawggg
@lethalbitofkit @undeniablecrow SteveO with all that shit. Holy shit man. And he was sober doing that.
karluss
@lethalbitofkit @undeniablecrow Loving Jackass? Credible film journalists? #idiots
Alxtowrs
@lethalbitofkit What day is it? Saturday? Can you hear that? Sounds like a really late review. #idiots
lethalbitofkit
@Alxtowrs The problem is I couldn’t actually do it. How do you review it? It’s just too good.
Alxtowrs
RT @lethalbitofkit @undeniablecrow Loving Jackass? Credible film journalists? #idiots via @karluss
lethalbitofkit
@Alxtowrs Seriously unbelievable. My mind is wrecked from it. Sorry boss. I’ll have it for you in just a few minutes.
lethalbitofkit
Okay, I need to review Jackass 3D. I fucked up and forgot all about it. Anybody have some opinions? #Jackass3D
undeniablecrow
@lethalbitofkit There’s no real way to justify liking Jackass, no matter how brilliant it is. But I loved it, nearly wet myself.
farrellal
@lethalbitofkit I can’t wait to see Jackass 3D because I’m an idiot. Wait, I’m not, so scratch all that.
lethalbitofkit
@farrellal You’re an idiot mate. And your mum thinks so too. She told me.
claraisntontwitter
@lethalbitofkit I lost so much respect for you after you told me you loved Jackass.
Trinityfilm
Despite his seemingly credible editorial capacity, @lethalbitofkit does not represent TFR in critical discourse on #Jackass3D
lethalbitofkit
It’s difficult to defend but even more intellectually vacant films get off the hook in relation to critical examination.
UTculture
We’re winning. He’s doing a Twitter review RT @lethalbitofkit @undeniablecrow Loving Jackass? Credible film journalists? #idiots via @karluss
lethalbitofkit
@UTculture Concentrate on bigoted Hipster hate.
karluss
@UTculture So he’s an idiot, but you’re a bigot. That’s worse. Not in your eyes. Obviously. But by sensible standards, you’re worse.
lethalbitofkit
Jackass 3D is brilliant. It is such a frustrating task to try to justify it rather than just explain why I like it.
emmakeaveney
@lethalbitofkit That’s why you’re fishing for help on Twitter? Or fabricating an actual Twitter debate? Put me in it.
lethalbitofkit
What I’m getting at is that I can’t justify my love for Jackass 3D in critical terms that I would usually demand when reviewing anything else.
Alxtowrs
@lethalbitofkit And that’s why this is taking so long, eh?
lethalbitofkit
Yes, there is no critical framework I can propose. There’s also very little wiser society will say positively about it, obviously enough.
farellal
@lethalbitofkit I am an idiot, you’re right. Any luck with getting some Jackass justification.
lethalbitofkit
Here is all I have: Go to see it, give it a chance. I saved my 3D virginity for it and I wasn’t disappointed. Bring your mum. Bring your missus. It’s great.
The Jackass 3D Trailer
